Once someone got my attention over the chat on a dating app by simply saying âI canât believe they let me use this in hereâ, got my attention! Turned out he had an incredible sense of humour.
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Once a guy approached me and asked "Excuse me, do you know where the vet is?", then got his biceps out đŞ"because these swans are sick" - actually made me laugh out loud and if he was a Christian he might have got a date out of it!
What are the best / cheesiest chat up lines you've heard?
Just bring a block of cheese to the first date.
Some of these chat up lines are so funny.
âWhatâs the difference between organic eggs and free-range eggs?â
Send them a pizza with your number inside the box!, so every time they have pizza they will think of you ;)
May I lay my hands on your shoulder and pray for you right now in the name of Jesus đđď¸
Youâre so nice, I could plant you and grow a whole field of you
I rearranged the alphabet so thatu and I are together x
So, do you like cheese?
I was looking through the book of Numbers when I realized I was missing yours.
"Pardon me, what would you recommend for a sweet tooth?" This is followed by giving the person whatever they recommended and thanking them for their recommendation.
I put the STD in stud, all I need is u
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My Bible is broken! The book of Numbers is missing yoursđąđ
My one buddy always thinks that this is a good line, "You from Tennesse? Cuz you are the only 10 I see". Been used so many timesđ¤Śââď¸đ
hey (insert name here) is your surname incense?......because your smoking!
Honestly I have not talked to many people on here
Thankfully I've never had to use or hear these: "Jesus turned water into wine, but he turned you into fine" "I just read the book of Numbers but I didn't find yours"
@Dave hahaha those would totally get me đ
@Dave That Numbers line gets me every time đ¤Ł
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I had âDid you fall from heaven because youâre an angelâ once⌠I was so embarrassed
@Jess someone used that line on me once. I replied, so youâre calling me the devil? I doubt he used that line again đ
@Ali Joy I like that. Will store in my brain
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Eish, can't believe that worked đ