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Isabel - Team SALT
Thu Jul 04 2024

🧀 Cheesiest chat up lines 🤭

Once a guy approached me and asked "Excuse me, do you know where the vet is?", then got his biceps out 💪"because these swans are sick" - actually made me laugh out loud and if he was a Christian he might have got a date out of it! What are the best / cheesiest chat up lines you've heard?

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Anonymous

Once someone got my attention over the chat on a dating app by simply saying ‘I can’t believe they let me use this in here’, got my attention! Turned out he had an incredible sense of humour.

Tue Jul 09 2024
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Scott

Just bring a block of cheese to the first date.

Tue Jul 09 2024
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Kayleigh

Some of these chat up lines are so funny.

Tue Jul 09 2024
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Julia

“What’s the difference between organic eggs and free-range eggs?”

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Robert

Send them a pizza with your number inside the box!, so every time they have pizza they will think of you ;)

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Anonymous

May I lay my hands on your shoulder and pray for you right now in the name of Jesus 🙏🕊️

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Felicity

You’re so nice, I could plant you and grow a whole field of you

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Liam

I rearranged the alphabet so thatu and I are together x

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Anonymous

So, do you like cheese?

Sun Jul 07 2024
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Anonymous

I was looking through the book of Numbers when I realized I was missing yours.

Sun Jul 07 2024
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Adam

"Pardon me, what would you recommend for a sweet tooth?" This is followed by giving the person whatever they recommended and thanking them for their recommendation.

Sun Jul 07 2024
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Brandon

I put the STD in stud, all I need is u

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Loiwe Grace

@Brandon 😅😅

Sun Jul 07 2024
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Chantelle

My Bible is broken! The book of Numbers is missing yours😱😉

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Ryan

My one buddy always thinks that this is a good line, "You from Tennesse? Cuz you are the only 10 I see". Been used so many times🤦‍♂️😂

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Anonymous

hey (insert name here) is your surname incense?......because your smoking!

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Megan

Honestly I have not talked to many people on here

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Dave

Thankfully I've never had to use or hear these: "Jesus turned water into wine, but he turned you into fine" "I just read the book of Numbers but I didn't find yours"

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Anonymous

@Dave hahaha those would totally get me 😂

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Nisha

@Dave That Numbers line gets me every time 🤣

Sat Jul 06 2024
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Hannah

@Dave 🤣🤣

Mon Jul 08 2024
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Jess

I had “Did you fall from heaven because you’re an angel” once… I was so embarrassed

Thu Jul 04 2024
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Anonymous

@Jess someone used that line on me once. I replied, so you’re calling me the devil? I doubt he used that line again 😂

Fri Jul 05 2024
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Jess

@Ali Joy I like that. Will store in my brain

Fri Jul 05 2024
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Ana

@Ali Joy 😂🫡

Sun Jul 07 2024
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David

Eish, can't believe that worked 😆

Thu Jul 04 2024
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